Tight Massachusetts Senate Race

Open Senate seat in Massachusetts
No longer Kennedy’s, Coakley forgets!
    Former Cosmo hottie Scott Brown
    Turns Democrat’s smiles upside down.
It would be the mother of all upsets!

Pat Robertson Claims Earthquake Caused By Haiti’s “Pact To The Devil”

Smarmy televangelist Pat Robertson
Has pronounced Haiti’s earthquake devastation
    That brought lives and buildings level
    Vengeance for “pact to the devil.”
Change the channel. There must be something else on!

Massive earthquake strikes Haiti

Haiti–the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere–has been devastated by an earthquake, with untold lives lost, terrible infrastructure damage, and many people still trapped in rubble. If you would like to help monetarily, please consider the blessings in your own life, and visit Samaritan’s Purse or the Red Cross.  Please keep the victims of Haiti in your thoughts and prayers.

Union Leaders Upset Over ObamaCare’s “Cadillac” Coverage Tax

ObamaCare has large tax dollar needs
So tax “luxury” plans for high proceeds!
    So much for keeping one’s plan
    Unions are not a big fan!
What’s that about biting the hand that feeds?

Harry Reid makes comments that would usher a Republican to retirement

Politically incorrect Harry Reid
Is making news for his “off-color” screed
    Were he from the GOP
    He’d be alone out at sea!
Double standard starts with a “D,” indeed!

“Mind-reading” systems for airport security?

Searching Koran-carrying mad mullahs is MEAN!
Search baby, search granny, search everyone between!
    It’s not PC to assess risk
    Except with rules stored on hard disk!
Profiling’s only OK when done by machine?

Nancy Pelosi: “There has never been a more open process for any legislation.”

Health care reform debate is unwise
Closed doors keep away opposing eyes!
    Model of Transparency–
    So says Speaker Pelosi,
Now self-anointed Queen of the Lies!

Sen. Chris Dodd to Retire

Leaving the Senate is Christopher Dodd,
Whose financial understanding was odd
    Helpful loans from his cronies
    Showed his ethics were phonies
Sign of trouble for the Liberal Squad?

Ode to the Pants-Bomber

There was a crazy bomber from Lagos,
Who was looking to cause Christmas chaos,
    His plan was unique–
    Briefs full of plastique–
Just succeeded in burning his anus!

Sen. Ben Nelson, Bargainer Extraodinaire

There was a bribed Senator from Nebraska
Who got more tax dollars than he could ask-a
    ”Wait,” said the agreeing fifty-nine
    ”If he gets pork, then where is mine?”
Obama smiled. “I’m gonna raise the tax-a!”